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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Last November, ex-music teacher Jane Bramhall was driving home from her weekly choir practice. She was using a road she has known for the last thirty years, the B1077 in Suffolk, her car was a well-maintained Ford Fiesta - a model known for its excellent road-holding - and at 60 years old she's no boy racer.
 
Suddenly, and for no reason that she could think of, she found herself skidding out of control. The car mounted the bank, crashed into a hedge, hit a tree and fell back into the road on its side. The car and the seat-belt did their jobs, and Jane was unhurt although she was unable to free herself from the car.
 
Luckily another car appeared, and four local men quickly extricated her and then pushed her car onto its wheels again and moved it off the road. The police arrived, and breathalysed her. She phoned her husband who arrived 15 minutes later to be told that as Jane was unhurt and her breathalyser test was clear, the police would be taking no further action and would not even be recording the accident.
 
All well and good, you might think. True, once the insurance company had declared the Fiesta a write-off and sent her a cheque, it cost Jane another £3,500 of her own money to replace it with a similar car. She paid the money, took delivery of another Fiesta, assumed that there must have been mud or some spilt diesel on the road, and got on with her life.
 
Imagine her surprise, then, to be driving down the same road again in February and noticing that another driver had crashed into her hedge and her tree. What a coincidence!
 
Jane stopped, went into the nearby farm and spoke to the owner. He told her an astonishing story.
 
Since the beginning of the year, he said, no fewer than seven cars had left the road at the exact same spot, damaging his property. One had crashed into the farm office beside the road, narrowly missing the farm manager. Another had ended up in the farm pond and the driver had disappeared so that the farmer himself had to pay for it to be removed. A hundred yards down the road at a sharp bend, another two cars had crashed.
 
In January this year the Telegraph published this article about a road surface material called Stone Mastic Asphalt (SMA) which had been banned in most European countries but is still in use in the UK. The Highways Agency had found that SMA was dangerously slippery, and recommended that it should be banned here too, but the government ignored them, and so did many local authorities - including Suffolk County Council.
 
The B1077 was resurfaced last year with SMA.
 
One of the ingredients of this material is an oil-based substance that remains slippery until it is worn off the surface of the road by the passage of traffic. How long this takes depends on the amount and weight of traffic using the road. It can take up to two years - or, in the case of the strip between the wheel tracks of four-wheeled vehicles, where motorcyclists can be expected to ride, never. The Telegraph report makes it clear that motorcyclists in particular have been coming to grief on this surface, and even horses have unaccountably slipped over on it.
 
And do Suffolk County Council realise how dangerous they have made this road?
 
Well, if the police routinely do not record accidents unless someone is injured or there is an opportunity for a prosecution, it's hard to see how those responsible for the upkeep of our roads can possibly learn whether their road surfaces are behaving properly. In this case, Suffolk's SMA roads are plainly not fit for purpose. It can only be a matter of time before someone is killed by them - and the County Council don't have a clue about it.
 
Jane Bramhall is not one to take things lying down, however. She's contacted MPs, local councillors, the Chief Constable and the press, and appeared briefly today on BBC "Look East". Already the telephone has started ringing as viewers call to tell her about their own experience of these potentially lethal roads.
 
Of course we can guess what Suffolk County Council's reaction will be. First they'll try to tough it out. They'll blind us with science, or just brazenly claim that SMA is safe.
 
Then they'll impose a speed limit on the offending road. They're good at that in Suffolk, dreaming up new and unnecessary speed limits. At the end of 1995, Suffolk County Council introduced 450 new 30m.p.h. speed limits, many of them on roads where no driver would expect to see them - clear, uncluttered roads with good visibility and few if any houses. The following year, fatalities on Suffolk roads rose by a staggering 69%, a truly shameful figure and the worst for six years. Despite pressure from the public and the condemnation of the County Coroner, did the County Council even consider that they might have been wrong? Well, no. The limits are still in place and widely ignored.
 
But they won't have learned from this experience. Speed limits are cheap, you see, and resurfacing a road is costly. They'll just duck their responsibility for providing Suffolk residents with safe roads to drive on, and put the blame on individual motorists. So far as Suffolk County Council are concerned, once you get behind the wheel, you're on your own.
 

 
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